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Shearing The Sheep

I’m ready for my date tonight, I spent 15 minutes shearing the sheep today
by Twurzy July 7, 2018
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Sheep Jam

a common occurrence in New Zealand where hundreds of sheep walk across a one lane road for twenty minutes and block the traffic of one car
Person 1: Sheep jammed the road again, what's it called?
Person 2: A sheep jam.
by romansuperdestroyer May 29, 2021
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sheep's heart

(verb) (noun) (adj) - To bring a organ of a sheep from the biology wing to the lunch room and leave it for others to mess with and get in trouble with.
1. Matt brought the Sheep's Heart to the lunch rooom and some of us got In-School-Restriction for being part of it.

2. That Sheep Heart really fucked us, now we're in trouble.

3. That thing was just like the Sheep Heart!
by mantreeotto December 24, 2008
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Sheep

Sheep: n someone easily misled by foreign agents or mischievous 13 yr olds into believing the most improbable information. Often found quoting scientists or doctors who don't practice in the field they are commenting on, experts who don't exist or non peer reviewed papers.
Those sheep keep quoting youtubers as a source for critical medical advice.
by Capt Scrappy June 15, 2021
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Sheep shaggers

Sheep shagging boots, rubber boots, gum boots, Wellington boots
It's muddy out today, best wear my sheep shaggers.
by Naughty Daddy April 9, 2019
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yaga sheep

This word can be used multiple ways. 1) as a hype word or to replace the common hype word LETSSSS GOOOO! 2) to greet your friends. 3) to describe if you are feeling happy and excited.
1) "Ayyyye I just scored the winning goal"

" YO THAT'S MY BOI YAGA SHEEP"

2) "Hey YAGA SHEEP"

"Hey yaga sheep my dude what's up?"

3) "How you feeling about the party?"

"YAGA SHEEP man!"
by yaga_sheep_creator August 20, 2018
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sheep cloak

a lambskin condom for those unlucky guys who are allergic to latex
Dude, this girl wants my cock! Can I borrow a sheep cloak?

No, you loser. How about you go skin a lamb?
by JMayzin September 15, 2009
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