simp

many boys at newtown middle school

person1: that boy mike is a simp
person2: i know right! so is ryan

by jjjjjjjjjjjl March 2, 2020

Simp

a simp is a guy respecting woman

a example is iFlashboy

wow iFlashboy is a real simp he respects woman a lot

by 8Bitttt April 25, 2020

Simp

A silly or foolish individual, usually goes by the name of Kain Pendelton. Actually cares about girls feelings despite texting them for a solid two weeks

Oh haha you simp! You’re doing a Kain again

by Barnsleylad May 15, 2020

simp

your friend John, probably

of course he's a simp, his name's John

by cheesecakemom June 3, 2020

Simp

A hopeless man with no chance of someone, he dreams of her but in reality she’s thinking of his best friend. He will never experience the feeling of how it is to be loved.

Person 1: hey, i really like her, but i know she likes someone else
Person 2: you’re such a simp

by 𓂸 February 19, 2020

Simp

An absolute beta male

A man that would lower himself for mediocre pussy

A man who uses chivalry to friend zone himself into an attempt at average pussy

Man, Bryce is such a simp. I heard he told Holly that he trusts her after she cheated on him.

by King Simp December 30, 2019

SIMP

Another name for ONLYUSEmeBLADE aka Brian Rizzo. He got that name because he pursues whales and pays them money and sends them dick picks even though they have boyfriends and shit themselves.

Looks like SIMP on the phone again doing a paypal

by Yoooodawg February 24, 2020