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Bench Player

A Bench Player is another word for a hater/player hater. A Bench Player either has no game, or weak ass game but has the nerve to talk shit about someone who has game and is using it successfully.

A Bench Player hangs around social media platforms talking shit about people who are really doing things with their lives or careers. Quite often, Bench Players have very little to show for themselves, have failed careers, o/and are dreamers.

You can spot a Bench Player by checking the comment section of blogs and social media platforms The Bench Player will have a series of comments saying basically the same thing and always negative, which usually means the success of others has triggered him/her.

A Bench Player talks negatively about positive people and events.
At 35, you live in your Mom's basement, fap 24/7, and play Madden trying to relive your highschool quarterback days, then tell me I'm not going to do anything big in pro football after being drafted in the first round? What a Bench Player!!!
by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH December 6, 2018
mugGet the Bench Playermug.

Hockey Player

extreme coke user, snorts it all day long...
'24 hours of snorting' shit man, im a total hockey player now! 'nose falls off'
by anthony p November 2, 2004
mugGet the Hockey Playermug.

CS Player

A Chump ass mofo who has a cock in one hand, and a mouse in the other playing CS.

They is teh SUCK!!
by Anonymous March 6, 2003
mugGet the CS Playermug.

Poverty Player

Poverty Player: 1) Someone who assumes they have game, believes themselves to be superior to EVERYONE around them, but at the end of the day, is yet ANOTHER ass clown; 2) someone who buys a lot of knockoffs; 3) a bona fide douche bag that ONLY works out his upper body (and has chicken legs)
I saw that Poverty Player over on Canal Street buying a gold-plated Fucci (fake Gucci) watch she is telling everyone her bf bought her for Christmas.

My boss is a real Poverty Player; he told everyone he got his MBA from Harvard when really it was from an online unviersity from Puerto Rico.
by couturecutie84 February 18, 2011
mugGet the Poverty Playermug.

oboe player

the oboe player is a strange breed. do to there shrunken brains do to the pressure put on there head from pushing all that
air thew the tiny hole. they are the most pathetic person you'll see. usual female, they never have drama in the section but look like there drinking a caparison when playing
oh look there are only two oboe players this year again thos pathetic little shits
by oogoommm April 20, 2022
mugGet the oboe playermug.

card player

A card player is a girl how will go out with any guy because she wants attention from guys so she can get money any time she or he needs it then breaks up with you.
i got card played by a girl yesterday then she dumped me a girl who will go out with you for money card player.
by PMACSKIDS August 22, 2016
mugGet the card playermug.

Xbox player

A dude with a brave personality and a huge cock with all the fine and pretty girls unlike a ps4 player
Wow he plays Xbox I hope he don’t take my girl since he’s and Xbox player
by Facts and nothing else November 16, 2020
mugGet the Xbox playermug.

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