American Dad

A show that you watch at 1AM because nothing else is on and it repeats but you keep watching because it’s too early to masterbate and watch porn. Is occasionally funny and addictive to watch.

“Did you watch American dad last night?”

“Yeah”

“Lol remember when Steve attacked that wolf?”

“No”

by SirNigelHarrisFookingtonThe3rd September 3, 2019

dad roulette

3 or more men ejaculate into a bowl. The semen is then whisked up and poured into a lube bottle and said lube bottle is used on an unsuspecting victim. The loser is who ends up being the father.

Mike, Steve and James came over last night and played dad roulette with Jennifer from down the road.

by Rufluz April 6, 2016

mexican dad

I jumped the border for you

Mexican Dad: "I DIDNT CROSS THAT BORDER FOR NOTHING PINCHE VIEJA"

by Lenkesh May 3, 2018

Deku's dad

Nonexistent

Deku's dad is nonexistent

by ."-/•Inku•\-". October 18, 2019

Cams Dad

When your friend has a really hot dad with a massive chode

"Wow that guys is definitely Cams Dad

by mrmanbot July 12, 2021

American Dad

When the boy sticks his chin up her ass while she sucks him off and they both try to sing the intro to American Dad.

Friend: I just did the American Dad with Susie last night.

by fartheadpeebutt October 19, 2019

goth dad

Taliesin Jaffe.

“Tal is my goth dad and Dani Carr has become goth mom and I’m here for it”

by Catnip Cupcake October 4, 2018