True_Tech

See 1. emo and 2. douchebag

1. Emo wannabes hope to one day attain the title True_Tech.

2. Remember to clean out your cooters girls using the newest True_Tech.

True_Tech by False_Tech. April 21, 2005

Brooklyn tech 

A school full of over achievers, depressed kids and druggies. Its fucking huge with almost 6000 kids. Everyone is smart to some degree but because of the drugs and depression a lot kids don't live up to their potential. Most kids (including me) are butt ugly which leads to engineer's eye. Fights rarely happen because the kids are too pussy/depressed/high to care. If u wanna do well just pay attention most of the time in class. Also beware of pedo teachers, we're kinda famous for that.

I go to brooklyn tech, a city block sized detention center in downtown brooklyn.

Brooklyn tech by XxX_eatdatpussy445_XxXedp August 17, 2019

Lead Computer Tech

Someone that is in control of all IBM Lab tops at School. Has ultimate control under the jurisdiction of Mr. Tanner.

They have an unseen presence about them, they can fix and repair almost anything that is electronic.

They have gone through classes to get to the status they have and will forever be remembered in the history of school.

Lead Computer Tech Zach,Lead Computer Tech Mark,Lead Computer Tech Other Mark,Lead Computer Tech Josh,Lead Computer Tech Joey

Lead Computer Tech by Super Z January 27, 2009

virginia tech 

A second-rate university geared toward students who couldn't get into UVA.

Since you have a room-temperature IQ and like to fuck pigs, Virginia Tech will be a great place for you to mistake your classmates for intelligent people, and jerk off to pictures of UVA girls.

virginia tech by tech bitches shouldn't talk March 17, 2005

Eastern Tech 

all the kids are stuck up...and think there better then everyone else....we all wanted to go there now we all want to leave...everyday someone is getting transferred because the school is so gay...the teachers are all bitches....push us to hard and then wonder why were so dumb...the principal tells everyone we do great because hes putting out false informantio...then they blame it on the middle schools why were so dumb

teacher-tom whats 2 plus 2?
tom-umm 22?
teacher-did you go 2 middle school?
tom-yea
teacher-thats why

Eastern Tech by .......SECRET...... March 12, 2005

Charter tech high school 

A school for the performing arts in New Jersey. They never get homework and love boobies! Teachers can be stupid or mean or nice. It also has majors, like instrumental, tv/film, vocals, it, theater and dance! It's either really bad-ass, or stupid. There is no homework....

Mom: Hunny, do you have homework?
Child: Pffft, no, I go to Charter tech highschool

Child 1: Why did you grab my boob?
Child 2: I go to Charter tech high school
Child 1: oh, it's okay then.

Charter tech high school by BabyToddlerChildTeenAdultThing December 13, 2010

high tech high 

a school of technology made specifically for people that like technology, or for people who dont know what school to go to. it is only the fourth circle of hell for one who is too stupid too realize that high tech high is going to get u into college.

Hey man! i ono wat school to go to...
Go to High tech high

high tech high by Msquared April 15, 2005