When your web, e-commerce, or Software As A Service (SaaS) site collapses under the load of all the new visitors that come to it because your company and/or URL appeared in a TechCrunch.com article that claims how great your company and/or service is. Success or failure comes suddenly based on your ability to scale from a handful of servers to thousands in a matter of a few hours.
Phil's new "I slept with Tiger Woods" T-Shirt business was TechCrunched and he wasn't even able to process 1 order, let alone the flood of over 100,000 requests that came in under an hour.
by Mark L Stevens January 25, 2010
Get the techcrunched mug.When every Teacher has a fuck ton of tabs open on the toolbar for no apparent reason. Either there too stupid to shut down a website or they just want too look busy.
Steve: Have you seen how many tabs Miss has got open?
Greg: Yeah I know, she's Teacher Tabbing, she just wants too look busy so she can get a promotion or shes a fucking imbecile and can't shut down programs.
Greg: Yeah I know, she's Teacher Tabbing, she just wants too look busy so she can get a promotion or shes a fucking imbecile and can't shut down programs.
by JKWT October 14, 2011
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The title given to the Asian guy you work with who is responsible for fixing the computer problems of his incompetent coworkers even though it isn't in his job description.
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by Nike overlord December 7, 2016
Get the teacher mug.Someone who allways follows all the rules and dose what the teacher says and tells on anyone els when there braking rules or a rule.
Also this dosent just go for telling a teacher it can also go for anyone els like a adult , babysitter or a boss ect. It just teacher because there are more rules in school and more people will tell
Also this dosent just go for telling a teacher it can also go for anyone els like a adult , babysitter or a boss ect. It just teacher because there are more rules in school and more people will tell
Jack: Mr.John Jimmy has his phone in class
Jimmy: No I don't it's in my locker
Jack: I saw you put it in your pocket
Mr.John: Give me your phone Jimmy, thank you for telling me Jack
Jack: Your welcome
Mr.John: Jimmy you should always follow the rules, like Jack here
Jimmy: Jack your a teacher's pet
Jack: Mr.John Jimmy called me a teacher's pet
Jimmy: No I don't it's in my locker
Jack: I saw you put it in your pocket
Mr.John: Give me your phone Jimmy, thank you for telling me Jack
Jack: Your welcome
Mr.John: Jimmy you should always follow the rules, like Jack here
Jimmy: Jack your a teacher's pet
Jack: Mr.John Jimmy called me a teacher's pet
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