Fuck-Tard

A insult, meaning having low intelligence, or being 'slow'.
The actual meaning would be being slow/stupid when it comes to sexual intercourse, aka fucking.

'Man, Sam is such a Fuck-tard.'

by hey-you. March 8, 2009

fuck tard

Black hole of respect, concern, balls, couth, tact, intelligence, diplomacy, conscience, due dilligence; at a more rudimentary level a walking-talking-human-bowl-of-shit

See lorin, or any of his other synonyms

by MoreSubbordinateThatYou March 8, 2005

e-TARD

(person) Someone who stares at their smart-phone or monitor and LOLs, or literally ROTFL. Normally, their phone is an extension of their arm. They suffer neckpain and sore thumbs. Typonese and lack of proper grammar is also associated with e-TARDS . Walking also becomes an issue for e-tards, and objects or people get in their way. An e-Tard helmet may be necessary to protect the cranium of those who suffer from e-Tard fits. are great multi-taskers. They are able to google+ and/or text, while driving/eating/working.

The majority of Google+ users are e-TARDS.

by Googly Person September 13, 2011

Rea-Tard

When you randomly have the urge to pop up out of no where and be a person with special needs. You tend to mock different races and cultures as if you were them. You do not know the difference between white and black.

That Paul kid is always there, i think he might be a Rea-tard.

Dude your not german are you Rea-tarded.

by Runningfever09 January 17, 2008

E-tard

A person who has never been the same after taking a high dose of MDMA.

Fat boy and Jer have been e-tards ever since sloan made the big molly gel caps.

by Ali J December 20, 2004

TLDR-tard.

One who posts a reply to a post that indicates they clearly haven't read the original entry.

It was like the guy hadn't read my post at all, he sounded like a total TLDR-tard.

by Nashty2490 September 24, 2013

3-Tard

A three wheeled cycle used by mentally challenged to pick up cans and slow down traffic. Often trademarked by orange flags, a bell, personalized license plates, and a basket on back.

That retard needs to get his 3-tard off the road.

by Patrick Sierra December 24, 2005