Out of all bedside tables it is known that Michael's are the best. There is no contention on this subject. It is fact, written in the sands of time and reflected upon by the Elders of Bedsidetableland.
"Hey, I got some new bedside tables. Do you like them?"
"No. They are nothing compared to Michael's bedside tables."
"No. They are nothing compared to Michael's bedside tables."
by moochers April 16, 2019
by Grampa Les May 22, 2019
A glass table under which a person would lay whilst a paid escort would defecate on the top. The client gains sexual arousal and stimulation from witnessing the escort defecate
The brothels of Bangkok include pooping tables for the more wealthy clients to avoid contact with the excrement whilst maintaining stimulation from said excrement.
by Corporal Flange September 19, 2013
something unexplainable and out of this world has happened. you probably would have to resort to plan b if this has happened.
by the-all-giving August 31, 2022
The process that clean drinking water undergoes from the time that it rains and flows into the ocean, through our own bodies, as it's natural cycle.
We're doing a river clean-up festival with music, picnics, and pick-ups (litter); a whole Cloud-to-Table demonstration for Earth Day 2021 - can you please bring your guitar for a jam sesh during the festivities?
by mysticklemom April 17, 2021
by Boompowoofow October 17, 2019