Masturbating, to jerk off
by Sergeant Doncho June 20, 2019
Icelandic football club based in London's notoriously Scandinavian East End ghettos. As of January 2007 in deep relegation trouble in the Premiership. Many Chelsea, Tottenham and Millwall fans will be delighted to see them relegated. Called 'Academy of Football', which is a pretentious moniker given to them by the media, due to their perceived production of young English talent (Lampard, Carrick, J Cole, Defoe, Ferdinand, etc).
chim-chimeny, chim-chimeny, chim-chim cheroo, we hate those bastards in claret and blue.
'are you west ham in disguise?' sung by tottenham fans to really bad teams
'are you west ham in disguise?' sung by tottenham fans to really bad teams
by PRIDE_OF_NORTH_LONDON January 13, 2007
Rachel Huffman, but we all know her as Ms. Ham. Known throughout as the greatest teacher to ever teach at Langston Charter Middle. She might have taught English, but more importantly she taught us life lessons, skills, and girl advise to a class of 8th grade boys that desperately needed it. Might be a bit of a grammar natzi at times but it’s kinda her job to. In a school of all of bland teachers and not so fun times (*COUGH*HORRIBLE) she might have been the one redeeming thing about that place and be the class we waited for all day to come. She might have her rough days but you really can’t blame her considering who she has to put up with all day everyday. She showed us that teachers really can care about their students and have fun teaching, a quality not many teachers do have. Retiring in 2019 she will leave a legacy as the greatest teacher to every teach in LCMS
by Former lcms student June 27, 2019
Tim: Man I was fuckin' Tif so hard last night, too bad she had a god damn goblin ham.
David: Fuckin shit dude, I hate goblin hams my nigga.
David: Fuckin shit dude, I hate goblin hams my nigga.
by Deanasawr2 September 10, 2017
When you used to go hard as a mother fucker but now you’re a Dad so you can only go hard as a mother fucker ish. On occasion. This is Dad Ham.
Dad Ham Variant: When a Dad who used to go hard as a mother fucker has one of his couple times a year turn ups and forgets how to turn up well and goes Dad Ham.
Dad Ham Variant: When a Dad who used to go hard as a mother fucker has one of his couple times a year turn ups and forgets how to turn up well and goes Dad Ham.
by Reamzy May 11, 2022
Person who is always negative, victimizes themselves, puts the blame on other people and never takes accountability for their faults, shoots others aspirations down, nags their boyfriend or girlfriend even in social settings. The Sour Ham is generally uncomfortable to be around, and leaves a bad taste in your mouth when you finish dealing with them.
Similar to eating a sandwich made with sour ham.
Similar to eating a sandwich made with sour ham.
by NMFD June 23, 2013
A sexual act where the male places his erect penis in between the butt cheeks of his female partner and thrusts back and forth in order to avoid actual sexual intercourse and to maintain purity.
by j-dang April 24, 2015