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dad boss

A man who strives for greatness in all duties pertaining to being a dad. He works hard to provide for his family financially, helps out with household chores even after working all day, plays with the kids, and is attentive to the needs of his family. He is willing to make sacrifices so that his family can have a better life in the future. He owns being a dad. He owns being a boss about it. He is committed to becoming better every day for himself and for his family.
His wife called him a total dad boss after he successfully managed to make dinner, get the kids to bed, rub her feet, and then find time for himself to finish up some work.
by Dad Boss June 8, 2017
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balkan dad

Doing something regardless of your little to zero knowledge on the subject, refusing any kind of help or advice especially from women and younger people in order to appear smarter and more capable. Often the incompetence of the person performing the balkan dad action is exposed but any kind of feedback is discarded in an attempt to protect their fragile ego.
-Are you sure you know how to fix my chair? I can ask my friend to do it... I don't want you to balkan dad it again.
by kalivisuals March 29, 2021
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goth dad

“Tal is my goth dad and Dani Carr has become goth mom and I’m here for it
by Catnip Cupcake October 4, 2018
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Dad Poop

The act of going to the bathroom and spending a HUGE quantity of time trying to take a friggin poop.
"Yo, wheres Jake?"

"Hes been in the bathroom for almost 45 minutes."

"He must be taking a Dad Poop."
by didegerdoo2112 November 8, 2019
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Cams Dad

When your friend has a really hot dad with a massive chode
"Wow that guys is definitely Cams Dad
by mrmanbot July 12, 2021
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Deku's dad

Deku's dad is nonexistent
by ."-/•Inku•\-". October 18, 2019
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My dad

He is gone.
Me: "I wonder how much child support my dad owes my mom?"
by BestieBAKAbae May 13, 2021
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