Ireland Steamer

A variation on the Cleveland Steamer where Kathy Ireland takes a crap on your chest.

After the Sports Illustrated cover shoot, I got an Ireland Steamer from Kathy.

by KalEl2000 May 26, 2024

Lannister Steamer

When a guy asks his sister to urinate and defecate on him.

"Yo, sis, piss on me, and then, a lil later, shit on me too, a new thing called the Lannister Steamer"

by Propelhue June 15, 2022

kansas city steamer

a drink made of montucky beer and orleans aperitif.

named such because kansas city is the perfect blend of montana, kentucky, and france.

next round of kansas city steamers is on me!

by just_dug January 12, 2022

springs steamer

A person from Springs, South Africa shits on his girlfriend/wife chest. Sometimes his girlfriend/wife could be his mother/sister/dad

Can't wait to have springs steamer from my boyfriend, love the smell

by macdaddy84 October 17, 2019

Somali Steamer

When you are trying to be diplomatic at a cultural event and accept the food provided at said event, only to unleash poppy hell upon your pants.

My friend Levi wanted to be culturally sensitive, but he's vegan so all the Somali meat caused him to have a Somali Steamer in his pants.

by Catsworth August 7, 2023

Grim Steamer

The act of taking a dump in a grave yard at night.

On the way home from the beach one night, Kevin took a grim steamer near that church on Rt 78.

by jslo December 14, 2009

Toxic Steamer

A Toxic Steamer is when you conjure a massive shit while at work or in school. During a steamer it feels like pyrotechnics going off in your asshole and it leads to paint coming off of the walls.

Terry was at work and took a toxic steamer in the shitter. While in the shitter it felt like fireworks going off in his asshole. When he got in the shitter the walls were white, when he left they were yellow.

by TheMassiveShitter July 26, 2025