Verb - The act of smashing out someone's windshield then squatting and taking a shit on their dashboard. This probably originated in Davenport, IA where people do this all the time.
That fucker cut me off, so I followed him to the restaurant and did a Davenport Steamer on his new ride. Imagine the look on his face when he comes out of the restaurant with his girl and sees his windshield smashed out and a fresh shit loaf on his dashboard!
by Rosemarysbaby666 September 13, 2021
Get the Davenport Steamermug. by Qbert 1978! October 23, 2019
Get the New York Steamermug. by firechild555 April 8, 2025
Get the Spectacle Steamermug. A Toxic Steamer is when you conjure a massive shit while at work or in school. During a steamer it feels like pyrotechnics going off in your asshole and it leads to paint coming off of the walls.
Terry was at work and took a toxic steamer in the shitter. While in the shitter it felt like fireworks going off in his asshole. When he got in the shitter the walls were white, when he left they were yellow.
by TheMassiveShitter July 26, 2025
Get the Toxic Steamermug. Oh man, i went on a hike with this chick and i totaly gave her a connor steamer.
Dude, i went on a hike with that same chick too. She requested the same thing. But, the fucked up part was. I was standing up.
Dude, i went on a hike with that same chick too. She requested the same thing. But, the fucked up part was. I was standing up.
by Meanersteamer October 3, 2017
Get the Connor steamermug. When a woman takes a huge dump on a man and then swings head first into the defecation, as though she is swinging in the jungle.
by Debodatubz October 24, 2022
Get the reverse jungle steamermug. by limenyo May 22, 2018
Get the kevinward steamermug.