Shaking a Dangler

When you are about to finish taking a dump but there is a small turd still hanging above the bowl and you can't squeeze it out, so you have to shake your butt around the toilet until it falls off.

Albert: Hey man, what took you so long?
Ralph: Sorry, I was busy shaking a dangler.

by Danolla December 19, 2014

shaking your head

Shaking your head *smh*

You should be shaking your head right now because it's impossible to not know how to shake your head...bruh

by ChaosW April 15, 2015

Staling

To stall an event or process as the dictator of a country.

"He's not even conquered Finland yet, they must be staling."

by LaddingtonBear September 21, 2016

Stacking Stakes

1. To continue to make something worse.
2. To put off something that will only get worse in time.

"Man when will Jeff stop stacking stakes and just break up with Lisa already?"

by Count chocula September 1, 2016

Soaking the Lime

Hanging out drinking beer with the buds

Yo dude, whatcha up to tonight.. Yo man, just chillin "soaking the lime"

by Devil_Dog August 9, 2016

snaking

The act of going through life taking every possible shortcut and being an entitled and arrogant dick about ones success earned through that way of living.

Bro1: Where is Andrew?
Bro2: Skipping lectures, prolly. But he'll show up tomorrow to hand in the essay that his buddy wrote.
Bro1: Bam! Snaking through life like a mofo.

by EN34 July 27, 2016

Snaking

To put a small object into your foreskin. So called because the resulting penis looks like a snake that has swallowed a small mammal whole. This is also known as "One-Dicking".

Person 1: Why is this chocolate mini roll so warm?
Person 2: Oh, I was snaking it earlier. Fit the whole thing right in!

by jaloopay1 January 23, 2017