Sprunk

Caused by the effect of drinking but occurs when you drink so much that your beyond drunk but not spastic.

"Davo, had been out drinking all day and by 9pm fuck he was sprunk and by midnight he was spastic"

by Davros01 December 17, 2008

splanker

A splanker is a male that strokes his penis with great fury and determination usually more than five times a day or any time he encounters a hot female.

"Man Josh is such a splanker, everytime Jessica comes around he is off to the closet to splank his plank."

by Employee Cave January 13, 2008

Spunk

The feeling of being drunk due to a lack of sleep. People therefore assume your drunk, but really your just sleep deprived.

Bob: "Dude, how much did your sister have to drink tonight?"
Bill: "Naw man, she's just spunk."

by KrazyKaro August 23, 2011

Splunkify

To become awesome. To add cool things to a collection
see splunky

She wants to splunkify her wardrobe

you need to splunkify your self

by JoMo16 November 4, 2010

splinkie

A little spliff.
A one man top up type spliff
A spliff designed to mend rather than Mash

"I'm on my way now. I'll take a splinkie for the journey"

by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003

spunk funnel

the anal cavity or arse

i had a good shag last night shelet me blow my spuds up he/his spunk funnel.

by shaftshagnasty August 6, 2008

Slunker Slanking

A euphemism for masturbating.

"Fuck off dude, I'm slunker slanking."

by wtflolz October 11, 2015