spit some bars

aka spitting bars; another way of saying rapping or asking a person to rap battle.

John:"yo ro's a bitch"
Ro:"oh yea, wanna spit some bars"
John:"yo check it, you a bitch, I put you in a ditch, your a pussy and your mom smells like badussy"
Ro: "True"

by that midnight black nigga December 15, 2011

slit slapper

A person that gains pleasure in slapping womens slits.

Person 1 -"Oh shit, i just slapped your slit to fuckery."
Person 2 - "Slap it again, you gunt funting slit slapper"

by Goonman May 11, 2006

slit seller

A female who sells her cooter.

I got herpes from a slit seller!

by Ari D. January 29, 2006

slit slug

When you fail to thourally wash the head of your dick slit after having sex and replace your underwear. A slit slug occurs overnight and shows itself when you try to remove your dick from your boxers to take the first pee of the day and discover that your member is stuck to your underwear.

"I have to start wearing silk underwear," Jim yelled after a slit slug ripped an 1/4 inch hole in his dick slit.

by HR856 November 29, 2007

spit swabbing the pork curtains

eating "the" cooter

jack was caught spit swabbing the pork curtains

by jack January 28, 2003

Brown Spit-Shine

A review process whereby the proofreader believes a particular piece of work product is so terrible that it would be an improvement to:

1) Print out document/presentation
2) Pull down trousers
3) Squat over said document/presentation
4) Proceed to excrete on document
5) Return to author covered in human excrement

That PowerPoint Presentation was so horrible that I printed it out and gave it a Brown Spit-Shine.

Upon reviewing the first draft of Jim's presentation, I had no choice but to Brown Spit-Shine it. Jim's on holiday so his desk is going to smell upon his return.

I know the first iteration wasn't my best work by it didn't deserve to be literally shat upon with a Brown Spit-Shine.

by Arnie P October 15, 2011

spit sip

Backwash; the last drink of a beverage usually alcoholic

I didn't mind sharing my beer with her because only the spit sip remained.

by Texastea March 10, 2015