Sock Barnacle

An unwanted lesion attached to one's sock, typically as a result of stepping on Floor Schmeg. Barnacle material may be composed of: pasta, lint, cracker particles, gum, cheese, mulch, pine needles, cat litter or sawdust.
My cat keeps dragging his litter through the house giving me constant cat litter sock barnacles. I might have to put Mr. Fuzzyballs down soon.
by Morty Nickels 2.0 December 28, 2019
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White socks

Best when they are dirty and smelly. Footfetish people will love the sight of dirty white socks
I saw my classmates dirty white socks and Got a big boner
by Dirty white socks November 11, 2019
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Sock-holmsyndrome

When u loose a sock and you have the other.. so you keep it safe incase its partner returns And you have a wee wierd collection of socks you cant throw away ; when you have that big hole or a lot of holes but you love your socks soo much that you keep them.
Poor Annie, got diagnosed with sock-holmsyndrome....people thought it was a wierd foot fettish, but its not its sock-holmsyndrom. Poor fucker- I saw her up near the park the other day begging people for a wee look at their ankles...Annie the fanny they call her now... A wee shame
by Annie the fanny January 10, 2021
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Sock Nap

When a person takes, or more particularly "collapses into," a nap with the person's socks on due to a mentally depleting or tiring experience.
Friend 1: Have you talked to anyone about what happened at the party yet?
Friend 2: Just Shahin. I called him about it and he got so hyped that I had to take a sock nap afterwards.
by Gettin'Trippy September 16, 2019
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Night Sock

A sock that a human male wears around his genitalia during the night as a preventative measure for the mess caused by a wet dream.
I'm so horny, I should probably wear a night sock tonight.
by Maxatax1029 June 05, 2015
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Cummy Socks

Cummy Socks are the socks a man has ejaculated in during masturbation.
On his way to work, the crusty sensation on Joey's foot made him realize he accidentally put on his Cummy Socks.
by Joey Cleansocks June 09, 2011
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omelette sock

A cum sock that is so crusty and so runny that you can crack it open like an egg and the rest of the jizz will pour out.
He's been single so long you know he's got an omelette sock under his bed!
by Whata-Man June 19, 2020
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