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by Urmomisgayer March 5, 2022
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Slow-clinger

A person who, when in a relationship, is distant at first but then extremely clingy after a set amount of time (usually after 3 or 6 months).
"For the first 6 months Tom was so distant and aloof but now I can't get him to stop texting me. I think he's a slow-clinger"
by shotshaper9 September 19, 2015
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slow greg

being really drunk and having sex. you can get it up but there is no way that you will ever blow.
"Fuck man, I had a slow greg last night. I have the worst blue balls right now."
sex drunk blow cum
by wassupdood123 February 4, 2009
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Slow your roll

Meta/u/(person1) and /u/(person2): Slow your roll

You two like to post a bunch of things about __________ from _______ and the like. While I personally don't enjoy the content, you aren't breaking any rules, so my qualms are irrelevant.
That being said, I do feel like there's a bit of an issue when I check /r/________ and I'm met with pages of posts by (/u/insert name here) or (/u/insert other name here), with occasional breaks to show a post by someone else. You guys are obviously new-ish to this subreddit, so I'll explain you a thing. /r/_________ has always operated with ____ posts, (other thing i.e dank memes), and other such (insert post type)posts. These are now being absolutely buried by the nigh hourly posted links to "neat _________"
Clearly I'm in the minority here when I say this, judging from the upvotes you guys suck from lurkers. Though perhaps you will listen to an important figure here. (Note how I pretend that being important means I post comments here sometimes and more than 10 people know I exist.) I'm not asking you to stop, It's nice to have more posts, I just don't want it blotting out the (post type(s)) posts. ________ brought me to the sub, the _______ made me stay. This is true for many of us here, even if such a statement seems alien to veteran Redditors outside of /r/______.
by trinkeMilch March 27, 2016
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slow donny

Someone who is severely lacking in the pace department.
Why is Joel GC up top, he’s such slow donny.
by HugeWill May 21, 2021
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Slow

Someone who is slow is like a bridger. They take awhile to process easy things.
Friend 1: omg did you hear how long it took bridger to solve 1+1

Friend 2: yeah its because he is slow
by Peniseater3572 October 30, 2021
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Slow Tow

When a woman starts crawling around while being taken from behind, slowly towing the male along.
while dave and sarah are going at it, sarah started to crawl away giving dave a slow tow
by Shinigami268 July 28, 2010
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