by ZAIRBI March 6, 2022
Get the Simon Tongmug. The type of guy who always wants to blow things up and doesn't care if you're blind and deaf from the explosion of his self-built bomb. He is smart and kind and probably has the biggest cock in history.
-"Simon I was deaf and blind from that explosion!"
"Hahahahahaha!"-
-"You're such a Simon."
-"Damn I don't have any money left."
"No problem, you can have my joint, I have enough
weed at home"-
-"Thank you Simon. You're always so friendly, I wish I had a cock as big as yours."
"Hahahahahaha!"-
-"You're such a Simon."
-"Damn I don't have any money left."
"No problem, you can have my joint, I have enough
weed at home"-
-"Thank you Simon. You're always so friendly, I wish I had a cock as big as yours."
by play-with-d-in-evening November 22, 2021
Get the Simonmug. by iamnotjosh November 23, 2021
Get the Simonemug. Simon is very mensig dampar på alla loves horses and carrot and he kallas för stallpojken he can’t say ”S” because he läspar stackarn. Sssssnoken wailly sssss ÄSSS
by Snoken simpan March 23, 2019
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Get the Simonmug.