Shrek

a mega hot ogre that is also a movie.

1. Shrek is so hawt!

2. Shrek the movie has the hottest main character ever!

by goldenppballs June 10, 2022

The Slippery Shrek

Where one goes into a bathroom and brings their toy figurine of shrek along. They then proceed to run themselves a bath whilst preparing to shit on everyones favorite character. Once in the warm bath tub they shove shrek up their ass and shit on him whilst hes up there (jammy bastard). They then take him out of said ass and gives him a swirly. After all this the owner of the toy licks shrek clean.

That legend Joe did the slippery shrek the other day and apparently he wants to try it with friends

by TheMotherPlucker July 10, 2022

Shrek

Shrek is a very green sexy man he is so sexy i suck his toes every night and i want to wake up to him hes daddy and i would drop anyone for him

Kat: OMG IS THAT MY DADDY

Shrek: GET OUT ME SWAMP YOU STD

Kat: cmere 😏😏

by Kat Shreks Wife December 21, 2020

shrek

shrek is a sexy as a mthrfckr that is sexy

man: come here shrek u sexy asf
girl: eeewww ur gay
man: only for shrek

by defenitly not wesley November 27, 2020

shrek

our lord and savior

shrek

by joannhaa October 31, 2020

Shrek

A big fat smexy ogre thats green and falls in love with donkey they get married and have sticky little kids that have mohawks and pink hair

"OH SHREK AND DONKEY HAD KIDS"

by izlourob November 6, 2019

Shrek

a sexy ogre

Woah who was that?
Oh that was just Shrek.
🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

by ur-_-mom October 18, 2021