When as a hot babe approaches you, she makes subtle eye contact, then looks away for approximately 4 seconds so you can check out her goods with neither of you feeling uncomfortable.
Guy1: Dude, how did she not bust the way you were oggling?
Guy2: It's cool, she gave me the 4 second obligatory
Guy2: It's cool, she gave me the 4 second obligatory
by Skipf32 September 8, 2007
Get the 4 second obligatory mug.by LeaderOfISIS September 15, 2014
Get the Second Cumming of Jesus mug.1) What Mindy says to Joel when he is telling her to go take a shower because she smells like ass.
2) What Mindy says to Joel when he "finishes" too early....
2) What Mindy says to Joel when he "finishes" too early....
"Just give me a Mother Fucking Second."
"Really....thats it....I didn't even feel it....it was like a Mother Fucking Second"
"Really....thats it....I didn't even feel it....it was like a Mother Fucking Second"
by Achooo April 1, 2010
Get the Mother Fucking Second mug.1. Term used to describe an extremely fast "Number 2." This includes the entire sitting down, wiping, and hand washing portion of the poop. It does not have to be exactly 5 seconds but anything under 30 seconds can be considered a "5 Second Deuce"
2. Common nickname given to people with the ability to poop at extremely high speeds.
2. Common nickname given to people with the ability to poop at extremely high speeds.
I was late for school but I had to poo so badly that I had to take a 5 Second Deuce so that I wouldn't be late for the bus.
by niggasteve11 June 2, 2010
Get the 5 Second Deuce mug.The awkward moment where a girl allows you to enter her Anal cavity with your pork sword only for you to prematurely ejaculate after 5 seconds.
A guy walks into work and approaches his colleague: "Hey Dave last night were a right old travesty, Tina finally allowed me to go down brown town and I only lasted 5 seconds... Total 5 seconds of Bummer man!"
by Jlonsdale92 February 3, 2015
Get the 5 Seconds of Bummer mug.A 30 Second Sam is someone who can't control their urges while in class. They masturbate to random girls in class and doesn't bother to conceal themself. Ususally a 30 Second Sam is someone who is a social out cast and is shunned for constant masturbation. The 30 seconds is how long it takes for him to start masturbating and finish. And they like their own sperm. When the 30 seconds is up, it is common for him wipe it in his hair and smell his finger, with a bright red face.
by Black Suns January 12, 2012
Get the 30 Second Sam mug.when you go to wash your hands and you smell something weird. then you go look in the toliet and see someone didnt flush the time befor you. (not usable in a port-a-potty)
when joe walked in a room he said what the fuck jake you didnt flush! i dont like to second hand poop
like second hand smoke just worse!!!
like second hand smoke just worse!!!
by thisismyyoufatass May 30, 2010
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