Wifes Second Boyfriend

I lost money taking my investment advice from my Wifes Second Boyfriend.

Really, by time the Wifes Second Boyfriend yells about a stock, you're usually too late to do anything about it.

by Krashlia March 9, 2021

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second feeding

Dinner after dinner. The second round of eating following the feast on Thanksgiving Day.

We could go watch a movie and be back here right about time for the second feeding.

by The Grammar Nazi November 22, 2001

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One man 'titty-fucks' a woman, ejaculates between her breasts then is followed up by a SECOND man who titty-fucks the woman using the first man's ejaculate as lubricant. Also may be refered to as 'The Goodwill Wrapper'

"Okay buddy! She said she wants a Second-hand Twinkie . Her beef curtains are lubed up and ready to go my man!"

by michael arapaho December 14, 2008

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Second Hand Facial

when as a innocent bystander one is struck in the face by an erratic load.

when a person has received a facial, and proceeds to kiss or rub against the face of another person, and part of the original facial, sticks to the face of the initially unintended facial receiver.

I was in an orgy last night, and when I pulled out of "Jennifer" to shoot my load on her face, I shot eratically, wide right and struck Robert in the face. Thus giving him a second hand facial.

I sprayed "Jennifer" on the face with my load, and when she turned around to kiss "Diana" part of my load stuck to "Diana's" nose and chin. Thus giving Diana a second hand facial.

by T Sing February 19, 2010

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Stealing Second

Hitting on a girl and grabbing her boobs before you kiss her.

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Dude I totally stole second with Kate last night!

by Mr. Groper January 18, 2015

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15-second man

A man who finishes in bed in 15-20 seconds.

-Him "This has never happened before! I swear."
-Her "BS. You're nothing but a 15-second man."
-Him "I'm sorry!"
-Her "All my friends will laugh at you after I spamtext them."

by Mennez December 17, 2008

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