Screenshot or it never happened

Used on primarily forums/online games.

The author normally feels inferior because of what OP posted, and so, to regain his pride he asks for a screenshot to prove if the event is true.

fag1: i didn't pirate my games, they're all backups.

fag2: screenshot or it never happened

fag1: i aced TT with only a glock
fag2: screenshot or it never happened

fag1: I JUST BEAT LVL 150 CHAOS WITHOUT USING AI EXPLOITS
fag2: screenshot or it never happened

by bangfish September 22, 2009

Scretne

an abbreviation of scratch but can be used on its own to get someones attention.

scretne me balls. Oy scretne.

by Sobhi November 27, 2007

sCrEeEeEeEeEeEe

When stupid hoes want to act funny they spam this shit

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"Oh my god I lost the game"
"sCrEeEeEeEeEeEe"

by aesthetic.x.hater February 27, 2019

Screenwriter

The Inventor of a film.

The most under-valued person in the filmmaking process.

Person#1: "Casablanca, what a masterpiece. You know it took four screenwriters to write that?

Person#2: "What's a Screenwriter?"

by jazz4 March 27, 2011

Going Screensaver

When you notice a coworker spacing out, or dozing off in a meeting.

“Check it out, look at Joe. He’s going screensaver.”

by dooshbagg August 10, 2012

Screech

Lemon powder from a MOD ration pack, you cannot buy it in any shops, the effect 10 is time stronger than caffeine if you eat it, 20 times stronger if you sniff it. You are meant to dilute it in water to drink it like an energy drink but its like very strong sherbet on its own. You cannot honestly stop laughing once you've had it, the effect lasts hours.

can't really give an example on screech

by your mum's mum's mum March 14, 2009

Screengrab

Basically a screenshot, but for people who aren't current with technology.

Mom: Look honey, I learned how to take a screengrab!
Daughter: mom it's called a screenshot

by Voidularr February 17, 2018