take a salad

Gotta take a leak/piss/urinate/#1

Ahhh man I really have to take a salad

by Hecqubus September 25, 2006

eat the salad

Eat the salad is a phrase invented by Donald Trump. He was the first man ever to say this phrase. It is a great phrase. Maybe the greatest phrase ever.

It means “swallow my tired old grey pubes when you go down on me”

Eat the salad, Rex

by George Oh’nile March 13, 2018

Salad Tossing

When you spread another man's ass-cheeks apart and then bury your face in his hairy,sweaty ass-crackthen you lick & tongue-fuck his tight,twitching ass-hole

"want your salad tossed?","toss my salad you muther-fuckin' ass-licker!","You salad tossing faggot!"

by Titokf3 March 6, 2008

toss salad

what Martha Stewart teaches you how to do on her show.

I watched Martha Stewart Living this morning. She taught me how to toss a salad.

by HappyHenry35 June 29, 2004

salad fingers

Salad fingers is a mentally ill man who lives in some sort of wasteland / refuge for the insane. his only companions are his equaly crazy neighbors and a few sock puppets. He enjoys the feel of rusty metals and that has replaced sex in his psyche. He probally got his name from noting that his fingers were solid and confused it with "salad".

Salad fingers: "I love the feeling of rusty spoons, it's almost orgasmic"

by Crackymcsmacky October 4, 2005

Lame Salad

(n) The lamest thing that can happen.

Refers to the ancient carribean salad that is the worst salad ever.

That meeting was some lame salad.

by Jared Dck December 18, 2005

shrimp salad

To perform oral sex on a person of diminutive height.

I went to the little people's convention the other day and sampled the shrimp salad.

by Jeff July 21, 2003