Shrek

The hottest most magnificent 7"8 guy you would meet on tinder and he is one that will understand you no matter when sex, race, or body you have or are.

"Shrek is so hot"

by IlikeYourmomscompany January 13, 2022

Shrek

A green ogre who is Shrakk’s cousin and Madonna and Borderline’s neighbor

Shrek saw Madonna walking Borderline.

by SimDevoSlipknot October 13, 2018

PS1 Hagrid x Shrek

the best ship ever no one can say anything about it as it is so perfect

Person 1:I ship PS1 Hagrid x Shrek
Person 2: So does everyone you're not original

by hdijasdo;iawsjdoisdkofp sdjmdj June 27, 2022

Shrek Shit

When you take a green shit and process to take a bath in it

After we eat taco bell I'm gonna go take a shrek shit

by Qwanton336 May 04, 2018

Shrek treasure hunt

One of the most godly games made for ps2. You get to play as shrek

Guy 1: hey dude wanna play shrek treasure hunt?
Guy 2: fuck yeah!

by Turbomemerider December 01, 2017

Shrek

Shrek is the god we shall all praise. He has the thiccest ass cheeks in all the swamp. Shrek is love shrek is life. If you thinkj hes not daddy, you will be immediately sacrificed to lord farquaad. periodt.

shrek is love shrek is life :)

by ThiccDudelmao January 21, 2020

shrek

A sexy green man with a sexy green penis that penetrates its victims filling them with onion cum.

timmy: shrek got me last night...
billy: fuck i think im next

by bhdsjfbxfbuies March 05, 2017