salmoned 

The process of rebooting a server or edmunding but when the server does not come back up successfully

Damn it, I thought that edmunding that server would sort out the problems but I think I have salmoned it now

salmoned by mattywhi June 21, 2007

Salmoneus

An internet meme that misleads someone to a RuneScape Fansite which was made by a guy called Salmoneus

Tusho pulled a Salmoneus

Salmoneus by Exodiara January 11, 2009

Slamongflobo 

1. A word that replaces being absolutely flabbergasted or surprised.
2. A word to represent losing to a extreme extent.

1. "When I saw my present I was completely slamongflobo'd!"
2. "GET SLAMONGFLOBO'D ON!"

Slamongflobo by Pogchampion777666 January 18, 2022

Salmoning 

An AIM bot used like a three way call; The Salmon (using a screen name with Salmon in it) IMs you when you update a website like LiveJournal (assuming you have provided a screen name on your profile) and when you respond, you are connected with another person being Salmoned at random. This usually results in confusion for both parties but in lulz for the operator salmoning, who gets to read the entire conversation until they begin using their own screen names to talk.

Salmoning is probably fun but the operators never say who they are.

I wonder if CredulousSalmon is salmoning.

Salmoning by High on Life August 1, 2008

arnau salmons 

if you are an "arnau salmons", then you are the biggest smoker of tabacco ever existed in earth. You are also one of the thinest person in the universe, and sometimes smoke weed with Bochi. Arnau Salmons is not a bad person though, he is funny and tries to make fun of everything (exept if u call him "Tabac")

-Hi, Arnau Salmons
-Hi, im just rolling a joint, wanna hit this beautiful blunt?
-No, I don't smoke
-Oh okay, hahahaha so funny lmao
-Tabac
-WTF DUDE U SO FCKING RETARDED OMG U ARE A GORDAC

arnau salmons by feshiterapeuta October 18, 2018

slamon

also slameon,used like totally.

Thats so slamon!(here used instead of awesome)

slamon by RedX July 16, 2006

salmoning 

Swimming upstream feverishly but getting nowhere. Only to end up tired and dead when the swim is over.

The Oracle RAC installation on VCS has us all salmoning until Brian finally nailed it.

salmoning by DaveTheToolMan September 3, 2007