roasting the turtle

verb; action

1. smoking cannabis out a bowl

2. to get high

Thomas: Yo mate, me and Charlie are going to be roasting the turtle, want to join in?

Ron: Hell ya dude, let get a hit of that dank.

by kingoflimbs August 02, 2012

satan roast

an absolute horrible arabica coffee that tastes like been roasted in the fiery depths of hell itself.

"this coffee is complete shite....what is it, satan roast?"

by BeerSponge November 26, 2013

ranch roast

When a group of black people make fun of a white person

Bro Timmy just got ranch roasted by those dudes

by Pintsizetaco December 27, 2017

roast beef cutter

Euphemism for scissoring.

"Is that the roast beef cutter?"

"The what?"

"Roast beef cutter.. You know, what lesbians do."

by winniewins November 15, 2023

roast rape

Being verbally roasted by a group of friends

Chris made a fool of himself by putting crayons up his nose so we all roast raped him.

by Ralph Davidson January 08, 2020

cream roast

when you are having hard core sex and all sweaty and a drop of sweat goes into your lovers mouth followed by a lot of cum

Andrew gave Gabe a cream roast

by collien May 14, 2007

roasted rat tail

something someone who lives in Detroit would eat

I fucking love eating roasted rat tail after a night out with my mom

by ratlord112 February 08, 2023