roasted almonds

A bunch of gay gays trying to be funny

ie - Phil: "what's brown and sticky?"

Neil: "I don't know, what's brown and sticky?"

Phil: "A stick!"

Lee: "shut up you roasted almonds"

by Gammonsteak July 16, 2014

roasting the trout

the act of rigorous female masturbation

she's been in the shower soooo long, I'll bet she's roasting the trout....

by pin-up October 8, 2014

nut-roast

When a man fucks a squirrel then eats it hot.

eg. he nut-roasted

by taketaktakefahkgf December 18, 2014

#roasted

When you 100% burn someone and they get sick with sorrow so that they throw up their organs.

Also how Sponge Bob burns Squidward when Patrick calls him dick nose.

Joe: I like bananas

Bob: That's nasty

Jim: #Roasted!!!

by PedroPedroPedroPedroPedro October 23, 2013

satan roast

an absolute horrible arabica coffee that tastes like been roasted in the fiery depths of hell itself.

"this coffee is complete shite....what is it, satan roast?"

by BeerSponge November 25, 2013

Roast Rump

A girl with a huge nice booty ;)

Yo you see dat juicy roast rump on dat girl mmm.

by DaRoastRump February 25, 2015

Ashley's Roast Beef

A nasty, brown, huge-lipped pussy that looks like the lunch meat covered in hair and vaginal warts surrounded by herpes and filled with STDs.

I was so disgusted when she sent me a picture of Ashley's Roast Beef!

by ZapataPotPieRecipes69 September 2, 2015