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baby randomizer

When you gargle semen in your throat, switching around the sperm cells and spitting it in your vagina, thus randomizing your baby's overall personality.
I like doing baby randomizers because you never know what you're gonna get!
by Sauce professional November 20, 2017
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Random

Evan's existence is random
by qnking September 3, 2022
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Random

adjective
1. made, done, or happening without method or conscious decision.

noun
1. an unknown, unspecified, or odd person.
Adjective
1. "apparently random violence"

Noun
1. "Cat and Jim sure are a pair of randoms"
by umop-3pisdn August 13, 2019
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Random

Unsystematic, unmethodical, unexpected, unplanned, without method or conscious decision, by chance
Abby chose a marker at random.
by Urban Barbie May 4, 2022
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Dirt random

Someone you've never heard of, see before, or know.
Hey, do you know who that guy is?

No, that's a dirt random.
by Ricardo357 July 26, 2024
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random scale

The Random Scale or, The R.R. System is the measure of how random to Right a person is. On a line scale, the middle point is neutral. The other end on the left is Random, and the space between the neutral and the random is "neutral random". On the right of Neutral, is the "Right" ppl. Between the Right and the neutral is "neutral Right". (see eg.1 for a better understanding..)
Random Ppl can have a level of seriousness. They they move slowly up the scale but still maintain a level of randomness.
When right ppl attempt to be random, then the scale swtiches! This is called The Switch
eg.1
Random person:..i have a pineapple...and it is pink..=D
Right person: ..Rigggghhhht
(By saying a random coment to someone, u can determine wether they are random or right by their answer)
by *WiCkeD* March 22, 2005
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RANDOMABLE

when things are random
yesterday woz v randomable
by 3mmaagus3fa August 6, 2010
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