Hand-Pump

Discovered by men but stolen by the female species at a horrid attempt to bargain with the opposite sex by attempting to offer something as a treat, when in reality, it is something very ordinary, manipulated by evil girls to make you do chores or give them flowers! The 21st century version of a kiss!

Dave is the Hand-Pump king

by Graham Kingswood October 15, 2008

Lil pump

A cool ass rapper, and main word he says is ESKETIT

Guy 1 "yo bro did you see lil pumps new song Gucci gang"
Guy 2 "yeah man it's LIT..........ESKETIT "

by Daddydicksuck December 21, 2017

PAPA PUMP

matt marinis butt sex friend who enjoys long walks with dicks and the occasional bolony on rye cockwich. he has been hailed as the gayest freshman to ever roam the streets of wwp suckin cock

me:yo man did u see papa pump and marini do it?
some cat: nah
me: yea me neither, theyre both fags
some cat: tell me about it

by papa gets pumped in the ass by marini April 6, 2003

Club Pump

A girl who freely engauges in sex with visitors to various clubs that she attends.

See that hottie over there, she is the club pump of the whole East end of town.

by Sean Layman May 28, 2006

Iil pump

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Iil pump is so Gucci gang

by Slammypro1 June 17, 2019

pump hump

To kill an enemy with a pump action shotgun or any shotgun in a video game.

I was lying on the ground sniping and this faggot ran up on me and pump humped me from behind.

by compactification May 11, 2009

Keg pump

When given a hand job, but the hand is relative to position and motion, as if pumping a keg. Results in pain and chafing.

That girl keg pumped me last night and now my dick is chafing.

by owlcaholic December 28, 2008