Pumpkin Butthole

A doughnut, usually iced, with pumpkin spice filling visible from one side, resembling a puckered or partially prolapsed anus.

Our teacher brought us pumpkin buttholes for doing well on our exams.

by DerAlmighty October 6, 2020

ghetto pumpkin

A watermeleon.

Man I love to have some cold ghetto pumpkin,on this hot summer day.

by alfred walter ramirez February 6, 2009

Sweater Pumpkins

A female with incredibly large breasts

Dude that girl's tits are like Double F's !

Yeah she's got sweet sweater pumpkins!

by Myspace slash SenorBivins August 9, 2009

Pleasure Pumpkin

A Pleasure Pumpkin is when you carve a pumpkin into a vagina, or a hole, and have sex with it. This is common during Halloween when pumpkins are much more available.

Dude, Miles is carving a Pleasure Pumpkin!

by SuperDirtyHindu October 25, 2010

scarlet pumpkin

The act of fisting someone's asshole when they have hemorrhoids.

Dude, why's your fist covered in blood?

Because I just gave Chris and Jack the old scarlet pumpkin.

by AAs2A March 16, 2014

pump a plump lump

'cut' a fat shit! -pure poetry when combined with pumped up chump, a true tongue twister

i'd pump a plump lump on a pumped-up chump!

i just pumped a plump lump!

by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

Pump n' Stuff

Cum-based tooth paste

Person 1- "Your teeth are looking really bright lately."
Person 2- "Thanks, I've been using Pump n' Stuff."

by ModerateJoker January 9, 2011