Polish Princess

When doing a girl from behind, you quickly pull your penis out of her vagina and ram it into her ass. Basically a surprise blitzkreig on the asshole.

I bent her over the table and gave her the ole Polish Princess.

Tommy got slapped when he tried to give Gloria the Polish Princess

On September 1, 1939 Germany gave Poland the Ole Polish Princess.

by Mike The Terrible June 28, 2009

Polishing Light Bulbs

To do an activity other then the one you should or need to be doing due to a general feeling of malaise.

Cleaning your room instead of doing you course work.

by Robert Oldham November 24, 2003

polish trashcan

a drink that involves copious amounts of vodka, rum and any energy drink.

holy shit, Erin threw up all over himself and Colleen while sleeping the other night, after getting bombed on Polish Trashcans all night. She was pissed and she made him clean up the bed once he woke up ten hours later.

by Chrismoose Nault May 29, 2010

Polish bloomers

An eastern european affectionate term for budgie smugglers

Father Ted said: "oh bejesus Declan, those polish bloomers look like budgie smugglers from this distance. Mrs Doyle look away - NOW!"

by Crazy Boyo July 30, 2010

Polish Grinder

The act of losing the penis inside a hairy woman's tight vagina possibly causing a severe rash.

Fuck she just gave me a polish grinder

by dhartzog23 December 14, 2010

polish twister

the act of reaching under the diner table and jerking off the person to your left by force ,until a chain of forced handjobs goes all the way around the table and back to you.

i was over at jims for acard game last night and his room mate tried to give me a polish twister

by the caretaker November 28, 2010

Polish Straddle

In finance, a Polish Straddle is an investment strategy involving the purchase/sale of particular option derivatives and/or shares that completely cancel each other out.

W: I'm long 500 shares of BAC at $7 and short 5 call options with a strike price of $7.

A: So you're net long 0 shares.

W: ... ... ... Doh!

A: Ahh the Polish Straddle strikes again!

by The Polish Straddler August 28, 2011