Peter Reader

A person who actually does reading assignments for class that don't require any written answers.

Molly: What's the homework for class?

Peter: Read Part 1 Chapters 1 through 3.

Molly: There aren't any questions?

Peter: Nope, but you should still do the reading.

Molly: Fuck that, I'll just wing it.

Peter: Well I'm reading it because I want to be prepared.

Molly: Oh Peter Reader.

by Peter Reader February 03, 2013

Peter Withe

Absolute Legend in the Football Soccer World as he Scored the Winner for Aston Villa in the 1982 European Cup Final.

"Peter Withe is a Legend"

"I Wish I Was Peter WIthe"

by Jimbo Russell August 22, 2007

Peter Fat

The fat that surrounds one's penis. Usually more previlant in those of a larger carriage. Peter fat will also give the appearance of a 'shrinking penis'

Shelly: “How are things going with you and Billy?
Jane: “Not great. Thanks to his Peter Fat he’s down to 3 inches…”

by KnowIdea January 17, 2012

Peter Dutton

Voldemort the thumb xoxoxoxoxox gossip girl

Oh look! It's a thumb! Oh wait, it's actually Peter Dutton

by thumbxpotatoxvoldemortpete August 16, 2022

Peter Dutton

A completely hairless anus. Usually achieved by waxing.

Beautician: What can I do for you today?
Customer: Give me a Peter Dutton.
Beautician: Completely hairless arsehole?
Customer: That's the goal!

by wizardofaus86 November 30, 2021

Peter Hat

Slang term for a condom

Bill, make sure you put on your Peter Hat before you have sex with that hog, you never know what disease you might catch.

by super dave December 09, 2014

peter lam

Peter Lam has big cock. He is a very kind of guy who would take your girl but he respects women so he does not. He wants thots to be gone.

Peter Lam is the best guy to meet

by Lifeisapileofpotatoes September 23, 2018