Captain kickin' in open doors

A variant of 'Captain State the Obvious'

Tss Captain kickin' in open doors!

by CaptainessObvious June 25, 2011

crack open a cold one

Sl. (To) crack open a cold one is a slang term for necrophilia.

Y'know, working as a gravedigger always gave me the biggest urge to crack open a cold one.

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 06, 2003

OPENING WINDOW AND SHAGGING THE NIGHT

To have intercourse with a woman of the prostitue persuasion who has the vagina resembling opening window and indeed shagging the night.

"wow... jenny the prozzie had a snatch. it was like OPENING WINDOW AND SHAGGING THE NIGHT!!!"

by cavna June 21, 2008

opens the wrong end of the doritos

A slang term recently developed in Northern California, implies that one is foolish, ignorant, or posesses below-average intelligence

Well, He certainly opens the wrong end of the Doritos...

by Erin Go Bragh May 16, 2006

Religiously open sexual preference

Aka. R.O.S.P.; When an individual is sexually attracted to other people regardless of what religion they practice

Mario is actively practicing Raëlianism, but is sexually attracted to some other people despite the fact they practice other faiths. They have a Religiously open sexual preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 05, 2021

open your eyes syndrome

lack of sight/asian

why can't you look at me in the eyes?

I have o.y.e.s.(open your eyes syndrome) i can't see!

by themanwithanokplan February 20, 2010

San Quinton Can Opener

When hand to anal penetration becomes 2 hands in a vertical position, while opening into a 'V' shape, disclosing the view of the cavity

Sally wanted the fist so much, I decided to give her a San Quinton Can Opener for the camera view of her Scooby Snacks

by bullish behavior July 31, 2008