poled dork

Have you seen the videos where somebody's doing donuts in a parking lot with their car and manages to hit the light pole?

Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.

Hello YouTube, today I'll show you how to become a poled dork. First step, go to Walmart with your muscle car. Next step, locate appropriate light pole.

Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork

by rfrsiopgjdog September 12, 2023

pole jocker

When jose dick rides and doesn’t get off my pole

Look at jose being a pole jocker again.

by Hahaha_OW January 7, 2023

ready the pole

A term to ask if a fishing pole is ready.

Did you ready the pole? I’m trying to go fishing.

by PoisonedSavage March 12, 2023

Upside Down Pony Pole

Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.

"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"

by Glazedroofhomie December 17, 2022

totem pole pound

The act of sex, mainly involving a female who is Native American in origin, also usually done in a casino

Yo I gave that bitch the totem pole pound

by Redskull_46 January 7, 2017

south pole sprinkler

It is when whipped cream is inserted into anus of a recipent, and someone else goes to retract the cream, while recipent pushes said cream in a spraying fashion while gargaling cream...

Her face is ready for the south pole sprinkler..

Defined by Because We're Men

by BECAUSE WE'RE MEN August 23, 2017

walk a pole

Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on

Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on.

I love sleeping at my girlfriend’s, but I had to “walk a pole” twice in a dark room. The pocket snake almost almost remodeled her bedroom!

by Elmo smoot April 18, 2018