Someone who sits on the couch/chair/loveseat and only follows the case on TV, and bases their opinions on that case just by watching the TV.
by ZuNuKoo August 26, 2013
Get the Couch Lawyermug. 
Get the Couchmug. Typically these people are out of shape, all bark no bite, and they spend too much time online as a keyboard warrior ready to go to Valhalla after dying in a video game battle. They may be neo nazis, they may be incels, they may be 4chan users, etc... Some couch vikings love spiritual warfare because it's the only type of warfare you can do while sitting on your ass.
by Temiz August 14, 2023
Get the Couch Vikingmug. To describe something as cool, hip or trendy. Used similarly to “Camp” but modern and less sarcastic.
by Couched4eva April 30, 2024
Get the Couchmug. A crude caveman like individual that sleeps on parent's couch. A general laziness and indifference to reality. Incompetence of even the simplest ideas
by Touchdown Jesus October 6, 2020
Get the Couch boymug. Used when someones saying they need to get home to sit on their couch and watch their shows. Basically saying “I need some me time”
Chaz: you trying to hit this party tonight?
Mike: nahh man the couch callin
Chaz: dude you’ve seen the office like thirty times stop being a bitch
Mike: nahh man the couch callin
Chaz: dude you’ve seen the office like thirty times stop being a bitch
by Merle27 February 25, 2019
Get the Couch Callinmug. Girl 1: Did you hear about so-and-so hooking up with what's his face? They're so gonna be in trouble when so-and-so's boyfriend finds out!
Girl 2: OMFG I did! I heard that what's his face and so-and-so broke up last night!
Guy: Get me off of this Drama Couch!!
Girl 2: OMFG I did! I heard that what's his face and so-and-so broke up last night!
Guy: Get me off of this Drama Couch!!
by YesQuite December 18, 2009
Get the Drama Couchmug.