floor boarders

Floor boarders. A slang term for lesbians, comes from a common type of floorboard which is tongue and groove and refers to a common oral sex act between two lesbians.

By the way they stood arm in arm in their dungarees, you could tell they were (floor boarders).

by Woodfalls July 14, 2020

floor pancake

A sign of true desperation. When you're so hungry/desperate you just say fuckit and make pancakes on your fucking floor, you vile creature.

The secret ingredient in Hunter's floor pancakes was dirt.

by squidman6969420 April 16, 2019

Floor Bum

(1)Sex toy. Moulded latex representation of female or male hindquarters, including orifices.
(2)Unfortunate situation.

"Don't go in there, Michael is sliding around on his floor bum again"
"John's pay cut is a real floor bum"

by Florbot October 8, 2016

Mopped the floor

´´mopped the floor´´ is a word used mainly in the ballroom scene and the queer community. It means that someone did something so insane/great during (mainly) a performance.

´´YESS BITCH YOU MOPPED THE FLOOR´´

by Stormy LaBeija April 20, 2023

floor burger

a burger that’s on the floor.

person one: hey want a floor burger?

person two: the fuck is a floor burger

person one: a burger that’s on the floor you dimwit

by magnusslashfuneral May 27, 2022

floor header

1. suck dick
2. stay on their knees

That floor header did her job last night a little too well... my dick still hard

by lovelyladyof93 January 8, 2009

Floor Child

The kids that sit on the floor at a theme park, or in town, or at a station somewhere. Jimmy Urine && Wife Chantel Claret are examples of Floor kids. Youtube there disneyland videos.

no way man, wat do you think i am some sort of dirty floor child!

by CuntFaceEmZ September 7, 2010