I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.

Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”

by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021

Drug

You.

You’re my drug.

by Remi1234 July 13, 2021

drug stomach

When you don't eat anything and you keep taking pills or smoking

Person 1: I ain't ate in like 3 days cuh

Person 2: Damn cuh you be moving like a white girl or summin?
Person 1: Nah lil bro just drug stomach

Person 2: oh fr? you need to chill on them things

by anhafismyslut July 29, 2021

Performance diminishing drug

The opposite of a performance enhancing drug, like marijuana.

That guy smoked pot before the race and raced like a turtle. It was a performance diminishing drug somebody on the other team told him would make him faster.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Performance diminishing drug

A drug that does the opposite of enhance performance, such as marijuana.

Someone from the other team told the guy that if he smoked ganja before the race, he would be more clearheaded, faster, stronger, and to his suprise, it took him most of the day to finish. Nobody told him that marijuana was a performance diminishing drug.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Average drug dealer

Some idiot using discord. Really needs a life

“Hey dude did you see average drug dealer?”
“Yeah he is such a dumbass”

by Average drug dealer February 17, 2022

Drugs

Something my dad chose over me

Where is ur dad Over there snorting drugs

by Shaboon February 24, 2022