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Blast Nuts

Blasting Nuts, or the act of Blasting a Nut, is when something happens to a man that is so awesome that he explodes in his pants, one step above Bust Nuts, One step below Nuke Nutz.
When you lift heavy ass weight, heavier than you've ever lifted before, you have blasted nuts.

Me- "Bro, I just heard that hot weather girl is going to be giving away a free F-150 filled with an assortment of Shotguns, Rifles, Pistols, and Assault Weapons, a lifetime supply of ammo, a membership to Metroflex, ten gallons of roids, 500lbs of C4 Pre Workout and 10,000lbs of protein powder to any man willing to F*** the shit out of her!!! I'm gonna Blast Nuts!!"

Bro- "Nuke Nutz"
by NewkNutz April 21, 2014
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berry blast

1. A tasty treat consisting of frozen yogurt and delicious berries mixed together in a cup eaten with a spoon and a smile.

2. When you secretly want to leave a lame party for an ice cream delight but don't want to be obvious about it.
Meagan: Hey let's go to UDF and get a berry blast!
Ryan: I'd rather rub tanning oil all over myself

Dude #1: This party sucks rocks
Dude #2: Let's berry blast this joint!
by c+m July 17, 2007
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Brownie Blast

a person brown enough to resemble brownies.
by Chunster January 4, 2009
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Shotgun blast

When you nut in someone’s asshole and that person shotgun blasts the cum out with a fart.
I came in her ass and she shotgun blast me.
by UnitNumberOne November 9, 2018
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Ass blasting

Pretty Simple, when a man shoots a massive skeet during anal intercourse.
by CheekyDogz69 August 1, 2018
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Baja Blast

The act of going inside a taco bell bathroom after eating 69 cheesy gordita crunches, placing a baja blast freeze on top of the toilet seat and attempting to shit 6 feet above the ground into the cup. If successful, your dawg has to drink it in front of cashier. If he refuses he has to throw it at the nearest customer while shouting ALLAH AKBAR and does a snow angel in the floor with the baja blast
by YourDadMikeJason May 1, 2019
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blast beat

a beat used in black metal, death metal, and metal core in which the double bass goes real fast and the snare and hight hat/ cymbals are hit on beat w/ the bass. great for pacing done in a pit at metal/ hardcore shows.
Daniel: i want our band to do lots of blast beats.
Jon: well, jeff's the right man, he plays as fast as core from with faith or flames!
by scenexcore jon. December 28, 2005
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