Fat Cow

What You use to call your younger siblings when they're being a fooking idiot

Shut Up U FAT COW and go suck on your mothers titties u little bitch

by Muminurmum November 21, 2021

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Water Cow

Also known as Boat Cow. Has the most delicious, heavenly, godsent milk in the world that will cure any disease, including cancer. This cow is currently owned by Swedish youtuber PewDiePie.

Pewds: Thank you for the delicious milk, Boat Cow.
Water Cow: Moo.

by SkirtingFish65 July 23, 2019

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when you put artificial nails on a female cow who is thirteen and a half weeks pregnant with John Cena's children. They have to be purple and red nails that are at least seventeen feet minus 37 centimeters long. One of them has to have a picture of Harry Styles on it. After you put on the nails you have to push the cow over into a pile of its own poop.

Me and Anna went cow tipping last friday!!!!!!!! The cow had so much poop on it lol.

by marckis123456789 March 5, 2022

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scabby cow

Adj; to describe someone (usually female) who is just unrefined and of a far less superiority.

A ridden midden

'Uh, look at that scabby cow itching her arse crack in McDonalds'

'Have you seen Louise? She's such a scabby cow!'

'Did you hear Louise let someone texas hotpocket her?! She's such a scabby cow!'

by Dave55555 April 14, 2014

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Trash Cow

An unacceptable or un-chosen number in competition when grouping numbered cattle.

“Don’t be a Trash Cow, you’ll make us lose”
“Get that fucking trash cow out of here!”
“We want 5’s! That fucking number 2 Trash Cow slicked is and snuck in”

by Boycow November 15, 2020

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