Never Tickle A Sleeping Dragon

Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus aka Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon. What the fuck Hogwarts, first you have 𝐻𝑜𝑔𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑠, 𝐻𝑜𝑔𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑠, 𝑇𝑒𝑎𝑐ℎ 𝑢𝑠 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡𝒉𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑒! AND THEN 𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐞 𝐚 𝐒𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧! I'm done

Guy 1:Hey, i google translated Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus, yeah i guess i should tickle sleeping dragons
Guy 2:Wait wtf do dragons have to do with it
Guy 1: draco dormiens nunquam titllandus means never tickle a sleeping dragon , duh

by __nevilleswife__ February 1, 2021

Nevalee

Nevalee is the name of a bestie, always gonna be there and an amazing person

Oh yeah, my bestie Nevalee!

by Jayslay444 October 30, 2021

Never Nut November

There is a prophecy that on November 2069, Never Nut November will occur. In Never Nut November, if you nut, watch porn (Gay or Not), masturbate, or moan, you and your entire family get gunned down by a S.W.A.T. team.

A: Are you participating in Never Nut November
B: F*ck yes I am, I don't give a shit about life or death
A: I've prepared the non-nut cream, want some?
B: Nah, Imma survive on my own

by FuckYouAndYourPetCat112 November 3, 2021

never taken off road

What you write in the Facebook marketplace ad for your clapped out piece of shit patrol that overheated on Fraser twice and got launched off gunshot so hard both the axels look life leaf springs.

Yeah mate she looks petty average but how many tracks has she been down?
Nah mate never flogged never taken off road old lady drove it twice weekly to the shops and bingo.
Sure sure mate so why's it need four low just to pull outta the driveway?

by You've been chopped. November 19, 2021

Neve Vartija

Neve Vartija is a guard in the book series ‘Atlantis: Lost World’. She is trained to protect the chosen and is very close with Jamie Swan and Micheal Jones.

Person 1: Neve Vartija is so sweet!
Person 2: Be careful, she’s brutally honest.

by Mingain September 23, 2021

nevaruh

Nevaruh is the type of girl who makes everybody's head turns no matter if it's a boy or girl everyone wants her. She is savage but nice at the same time don't push her to the edge or else

Guy 1: ayo is that nevaruh
Guy 2: i want her

Guy 6: don't we all

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Nevel

A discussing little boy from ICarly that has an extremely large brain. he also says< "You Will Rue this day carly shay you'll rue it!!!!" he is also a germaphobe.

Sam: Look Nevel, you better back of before I squeeze your big, round melon head until it pops!
Nevel: You don't sacre me Sam
Me: I would be pretty heckin scared

by BrynleeBarr January 17, 2022