Hym "It's not just portobello mushrooms either. It's other kinds... Remember the thing I said about Terrence McKenna? 👋😝👋 Right again! Captain always right! I've never been wrong! It's astounding! How could a man never be wrong? Even once!? Damn, I am too good. This skull jelly? These thinky thoughts? It's too much. It can't be contained."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2023

A scummy mushroom that's 20 ft underground
Racist pice of shit that doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut
Racist pice of shit that doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut
"This cunts being an asshole after one cone - such a kanik mushroom"
"I was going on with my day when all of a sudden I smell a disgusting stench coming from the bin,must be a kanik mushroom"
"I was going on with my day when all of a sudden I smell a disgusting stench coming from the bin,must be a kanik mushroom"
by Calling out the hoes August 1, 2022

Out n about
1)fk sake man did u see the nick a that cunt that just went by
2)haha aye bro looks like he uses jizz for hair gel the spikey headed mushroom tonguer
1)fk sake man did u see the nick a that cunt that just went by
2)haha aye bro looks like he uses jizz for hair gel the spikey headed mushroom tonguer
by Down with the izzims May 26, 2022

by Maskedone September 28, 2021

by BayesianBits August 1, 2017

A term used to define someone who likes getting high all the time and pisses off everyone around them by acting as though it is cool.
Jenny: you hang out with Harrison this weekend?
Bob: nah he was getting high off his face.
Jenny: eh he is such a mushroom monkeys.
Bob: nah he was getting high off his face.
Jenny: eh he is such a mushroom monkeys.
by sehunsimmons September 20, 2016

When you slap the top of a womans head with the head of your penis and it puts a big stamp that looks like a mushroom on her head.
by MrSlappaH December 28, 2018
