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mushroom gorge

n. The space between the lump in a shirt or pant leg and an erect penis, but only when the man \ with an erect penis is wearing shorts or pants, so his erection looks like a hill.

v. The act of causing a mushroom gorge to happen
n. I got extremely confused when I saw his mushroom gorge.

v. I could tell that he was mushroom gorging on purpose.
by BonerBilly April 1, 2015
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Minge mushrooms

In all of this hot weather Kylie ended up with a big crop of minge mushrooms
by Moistcurtains81 June 25, 2024
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Brain Mushroomed

When somebody you are sitting behind is annoying you and you want to inflict immense pain give them a mashy mushroom!This is when you jump onto a desk and volley the back of their head so hard it slams down into the desk for DOUBLE DAMAGE!This will turn them into a vegetable because of high amount of brain cells missing (eg turning them
Into a “mushroom”)
Owen was being a right helmet in class , he’s lucky he didn’t get brain mushroomed.
by Abdullah69yamum November 17, 2021
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oklahoma stuffed mushroom

When someone stuffs a juul in their penis and someone else rips it
When someone asks if they can rip your juul so you stuff it in your peen hole and tell them to rip it out of that, this called an Oklahoma Stuffed Mushroom
by Ilikeitfast69 November 25, 2020
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the kombucha mushroom people

the kombucha mushroom people are little mushrooms that torment ski on a daily
"The kombucha mushroom people danced in the corner of ski's room today."
by skii_ November 24, 2023
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Mushroom stamp

When you hold back your cock and let it go to hit someone in the forehead,thus leaving a mushroom stamp
Back off before I hit you with this mushroom stamp

Sorry about the mushroom stamp, hope your dad doesn't see it
by BMF Bradly Michele Farts September 14, 2016
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dutch mushroom

Occurs when you pull your donger out of the poop-chute during anal, and only the tip is covered in shit.
I pulled out, looked down at my dick, and realised I had become the owner of freshly formed dutch mushroom.
by dootzero September 17, 2021
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