fuck muffin

YOUR FUCKING BITCH!

"Yo fuck muffin! Suck my dick!"

by THE WHACKER!! May 1, 2009

muffin

1. A pothead's way of saying "nothin".
2. Shortened version of mother fucking.

1. Dude: Hey what you doing?
Pothead: Muffin... *laughs uncontrollably*

2. Dude: Hey I just smoked all your weed.
Pothead: You muffin bitch! Now I have muffin else to smoke.

by D-Suicide May 20, 2008

jizz muffin

covering a muffin-preferably blueberry, with creamy jizz as a substitute for butter

by jason da shiz k-man June 24, 2003

stud muffin

the pinnacle of manliness; often referred to as a sex object

Yo, check out that guy benching 400 lbs. What a stud muffin!

by FILONINATOR February 2, 2009

butter your muffin

These words are typically used to refer to unprotected sex. thus buttering the muffin.

guy: would you like me to butter your muffin?

girl: My muffin is buttered enough thanks.

by Becca-Lina August 21, 2011

Fuck Muffin

A person who is a stupid idiot but is hot like hell. Would make a good fucking partner, anywhere,anytime.

That blonde is a Fuck Muffin.

by Krystian Kulesza October 15, 2003

soggy muffin

Noun: a game in which 3 or more juvenile men surround a single muffin and excrete their sex juices upon it. The last to do so tastes the so called, "Soggy Muffin"

Yo Nick, wanna play some soggy muffin with that dude in the corner, me, time and john?

by arvinUOPdent April 19, 2007