mfon

Someone who is charismatic, black daddy material. Also a huge anime nerd.

Damn, you been bingeing that series like mfon!

by Mfon April 23, 2019

MFS

Minimal Fuckability Standard -- Differs among everyone. But where a man (or a woman) guages the other sex's attributes in question of whether they would or would not fuck them. Some have lower stands, and others higher. Looks, jobs, and more importantly, alcohol factor in.

Woman: Oh, has a giant mole on his cheek. I don't think he reaches my MFS.

Woman #2: But he drives a Mercedes, I think I will fuck him tonight.

by AdventofConfusion September 24, 2009

MFK

abbreviation for Mother-Fucking-Killer

Holy shit that crazy columbian MFK just threw that white boy into a brick wall!

by Nilknarf Den January 1, 2006

MFKIA

Casualty of the game MFK.

Player A: Which of those three chicks would you Marry, Fuck, or Kill?

Player B: I don't know who I'd marry, but that fat bitch is definitely MFKIA.

by Pbang June 16, 2011

MFT

MFT( monogamous fun time ) - No holidays, family funcitons, double dates, or work parties are expected in the arrangement. The goal is for both parties to enjoy in the sins of the flesh with each other alone which allows a balance of emotions in everyday life with individuals who are between certain stages in life.

Jack and Jill were at the same stage in life where they focus on individual objectives while not having a future idealistic relationship. The best option for Jack and Jill was the MFT.

Jack and Jill had a MFT going on that was awesome, lots of sex!

by SAB the bitch August 30, 2011

MFBH

MFBH means mothafukkabitchhead if u see mfbh im sayin it so u know me just ask me not urban dictionary

i <3 my MFBH

by XP :D November 26, 2010

L.M.F.M.C

The words, Lick My Fucking Man Cunt, abbreviated to there first initials. Often used by gay men in reference to the sexual act of rimming. Can also be adapted for the use of females, Lick My Fucking Minge Crack. Also used as an insult due to the explicit nature of the phrase and foul language.

I told him to L.M.F.M.C before putting his willy up there!

If you don't like it then you can L.M.F.M.C!

by perkilicious April 13, 2009