Maddy/Madeline

The best girl in the world. She is my girlfriend and the best girlfriend

Maddy/Madeline is the perfect girlfriend

by kingmango002 September 20, 2022

Richard Madeley

When something in everyday life is excruciatingly annoying or idiotic.

Having spent 4 hours cooking the most exquisite meal, your husband trips up and drops it all over the floor - well that’s a Richard Madeley

I thought I was going to let out a fart but turns out it was a shart - what a Richard Madeley

When I tried to wash my soiled underpants with face wash and it didn’t come out - that’s a Richard Madeley

People who walk slowly are such Richard Madeleys

by Hector McGinley August 20, 2024

Kylie & Madeleine

2 People you could never let go, one is crazy, one is sweet.

"Kylie & Madeleine, Killed Kane"

by pvriku November 8, 2023

red eye of the maelstrom

Someone's red, raw butthole after losing their anal virginity.

After screwing her in the ass, I could see the red eye of the maelstrom.

by Static_Deth September 5, 2013

Pulling a Madeline

Shoving something up your ass until it bleeds

I’m really bored in math, I think I’m gonna pull a Madeline on this super-sharp pencil.

Pulling a Madeline really hurts

by 69tatusyu87 November 16, 2021

Daegan and Maelee

The best couple you'll find in a hundred miles.

Female: OH MAH GAWD! DID YOU HEAR?!
Male: No?
Female: Daegan and Maelee are together!!

by JOHNNYJOHNNYYESPAPAEATINGSUGAR January 13, 2022