Martin decorte

Martin Decorte is so cute and amazing at geting girls horny also he Is so funny makes everyone laugh at his jokes and he has a big penis.
If you meet anyone with these charaistics if must be Martin Decorte
by Cooljam October 20, 2011
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Martin Huey

Sexiest dilf on the planet , extremely dominant would destroy every woman. Massive cock
What a sexy wee Martin Huey I wish my cock was that massive
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creamy martin

When semen is used as lubricant.
Who needs lube when you can just do a creamy martin?

Derek likes to do creamy martins on Sue.
by hobojosh November 30, 2007
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Martin Lucien Teo

Cute looking guy who has never felt the touch of a woman in his entire life and will remain bitchless for the rest of his life. He will eventually turn gay and suck lots of dick. Throughout his life, he will only like individuals if their name starts with "Jo".
Oh my god this guy has absolutely no game with the ladies! He is such a Martin Lucien Teo!
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Martin Wiebe

That's a friend that anyone has, that is very clever and autistic.
Yo you are a Martin Wiebe
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jens martin

Jens martin is the best person ever. Jens can be translated to King of coolnes, while Martin means sexy.
Everyone likes Jens Martin and hes better than you
OMFG i LOOOOOOVE Jens Martin
by SivertAWitch October 18, 2019
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Martin Musgrave

Sexy shaggy beautiful young tall jit
You are shaggy. You must be a martin musgrave
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