Lazy Susan Boi

A group of fuckbois that keep circling their way back around like a lazy susan.

Abel is a lazy susan boi. He always circles his way back around eventually.

by skittlesbreath October 19, 2018

Lazy

Jason Hetfield, non working

I don’t want to work today, I’m going to be lazy like Jason Hetfield

by Noname8800 November 14, 2022

Laziness

Laziness isnt something to be mad about, nobody who says they are mad or irritated about someone else's laziness really is. Someone laying around all day isn't motivated enough to burn buildings (arson), to steal lots of money from people, to kill for personal gain, and so on. All the wrong (highly motivated) people are already taken more seriously than they should be, while a lot of times, people will think somebody laying around is joking all the time. A billionaire who's a clown gets taken more seriously by many people than some guy laying around, mostly because he/she has money, and people are forced to respect his/her money.

Nobody really gets mad about laziness, theres things to really be angry about, such as people fucking with other people's lives.

by Solid Mantis August 17, 2020

Lazy Pig Flu

Seasonal disorder which occurs when the sun comes out all the women in the office/school/place of work etc suddenly start croaking down the phone that they are 'ill' until the sun disappears and they return to work fully tanned to the max - it seems the sunshine and lazing about works wonders for LPF!!!!

Baz 'Just got a call from princess, seems she's ill'
Dai'Lazy Pig Flu don't you mean'

by jaga-jack May 5, 2009

lazy type

Lazy type is when you are SO lazy, you shorten words into less characters in texting.
Examples:

1 = won
2 = too/to
4 = for
8 = ate
af = as f**k
b = be
B) = glasses guy
bs = bull s**t
c = see
cu = see you
D: = big frown
ez = easy
f = respects
fu = f**k you
g = jee
g8 = gate
gg = good game
gl = good luck
gr8 = great
h8 = hate
hk = heck
ic = I see
id = I'd
idc = I don't care
idk = I don't know
ik = I know
ill = I'll
ily = I love you
im = I'm
io = I owe
iv = ivy
jk = just kidding
k = okay
kys = kill yourself (terrible!!!)
l = loser
l8 = late
l8r = later
lmao = laughing my a** off
lmfao = laughing my f**king a** off
lol = laugh out loud (Classic!)
m8 = mate
ma = mom
mf = mother f**ker
mt = empty
n = in?
ne1 = anyone
np = no problem
nv = envy
o = oh
ok = okay (not really lazy, but I had to put it on here)
op = overpowered
p = pea/pee
pa = dad
pj's = pajamas
pm = private messages/PM (like the time)
pp = peepee?
q = cue/queue
qt = cutie
r = are
r8 = rate
rp = roleplay
su = shut up
t = tea/tee
tho = though
ttyl = talk to you later
ty = thank you
u = you
ur = you are/your
vc = voice chat/voice call
w = win
w8 = wait
wtf = what the f**k
wth = what the heck
x = ex/cross
xD = laugh
xoxo = kisses and hugs/I love you/Tic-Tac-Toe
y = why

:D = big smile
:) = smile
:( = frown
:C = big frown
:S = confused face
:P = stick out tounge
:O = surprised
:| = neutral

lol i 1 tht waz ez B) cu agn tmrw!
Lazy type for everyone lol

by zaydenmYT April 12, 2019

Lazy Fuck

Billy

Billy you lazy fuck get up and take a picture

by Bob Trinklebottom June 1, 2020

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

A phrase that makes losing a game of hangman impossible when playing with one guesser. This is due to the usage of every letter in the English alphabet.

Person 1: Hey, you up for a game of Hangman?
Person 2: Definitely!
Person 1: Ok, the category is...
Person 2: seriously? You’re mistaking Hangman with Wheel of Fortune. No hints.
Person 1: Fine. It’s not like you can possibly lose anyway.
Person 2: I hate you. It’s “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog,” isn’t it?
Person 1: How...?
Person 2: I’m a computer geek. I use it to make sure my keyboard is working because it contains every letter of the alphabet. And the only thing that makes it impossible to lose at hangman is if you have a phrase that has 18 letters out of the 26 in the alphabet in the least. Eliminating mistakes completely is a low blow.

by Arael, Nature Incarnate September 25, 2019