Horrible landing

A landing over 260 FPM in a aircraft. Where the landing gear hit's the ground hard and the nose landing gear comes down fast

Ohh god Qantas Flight 67 Just did a Horrible Landing

by Just a Fellow Sim Pilot October 31, 2022

Vietnam Landing Strip

A Vietnam Landing Strip is when a guy doesn't wipe his ass and has shit on him until it forms in a landing strip shape. In sexual terms, a girl would land her tongue on the strip and lick it until it's clean.

Dude, my girl asked if she could play with my Vietnam Landing Strip. Her tongue felt like warm jello

by Sophisticated Gentlemen February 11, 2023

moon landing

The act of sitting down.

The only moon landing I'm ever involved with is whenever I sit my fat ass down.

by sleepypie February 27, 2023

Branson Landing

To use your mouth on a fugitive.

I gave Linda the old Branson Landing last night.

by Plumer1000 April 2, 2023

Samsung loading noise

The noise you hear in your head when your brain disconnects from this dimension

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by The man in the walls August 5, 2023

Musket Loading

Stuffing a zyn into your penis, like how one would load a musket

“Musket loading makes this shit hit different bruh”

by Oneskin twoskin Threeskin July 26, 2024

boob landing

When two boob that are bare or without a bra touch each other

boob landing is when your boobs touch without a bra

by Aloooofff July 27, 2024