by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2018
Get the Rub My Kittymug. Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is all the rage with today’s TikTokkin’ youth, and also Ben Affleck. In order to play Jizzy Dizzy Kitty, you need:
1) A cat
2) A bed
3) A ceiling fan directly above the bed
4) The remote control for the ceiling fan
5) 12 feet of rope (a lighter gauge)
6) A step stool or 3-step ladder (optional)
7) A penis
8) A jar of Nutella
9) A cell phone with the TikTok app installed
Use the step stool or just stand on the bed and carefully tie the cat to the ceiling fan. Then, take your pants off and get in bed with the Nutella, the cell phone and the remote control to the ceiling fan. Carefully stuff your nutsack into the jar off Nutella and summon Satan or Beefassholebub or the demon of your choice. Then, turn on the ceiling fan. YES!!! Watch that kitty spin, dude! Let the cat’s cries of pleasure(?) begin to stir your pleasure in the genitals, and when erect, bear down on the clown (or whatever you call your dick). If you have trouble getting erect, though, keep twisting the Nutella jar clockwise and redouble your efforts in summoning the forces of darkness until the fires of Hell start your loins a’ burning. The goal of Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is, and this may be quite obvious by now, to ferociously ejaculate all over the cat while it swings gaily from the ceiling fan. Keep on crankin’ down with one hand, and use the other to scrapple together a TikTok video of yourself alive with pleasure. Fuck dance challenges.
1) A cat
2) A bed
3) A ceiling fan directly above the bed
4) The remote control for the ceiling fan
5) 12 feet of rope (a lighter gauge)
6) A step stool or 3-step ladder (optional)
7) A penis
8) A jar of Nutella
9) A cell phone with the TikTok app installed
Use the step stool or just stand on the bed and carefully tie the cat to the ceiling fan. Then, take your pants off and get in bed with the Nutella, the cell phone and the remote control to the ceiling fan. Carefully stuff your nutsack into the jar off Nutella and summon Satan or Beefassholebub or the demon of your choice. Then, turn on the ceiling fan. YES!!! Watch that kitty spin, dude! Let the cat’s cries of pleasure(?) begin to stir your pleasure in the genitals, and when erect, bear down on the clown (or whatever you call your dick). If you have trouble getting erect, though, keep twisting the Nutella jar clockwise and redouble your efforts in summoning the forces of darkness until the fires of Hell start your loins a’ burning. The goal of Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is, and this may be quite obvious by now, to ferociously ejaculate all over the cat while it swings gaily from the ceiling fan. Keep on crankin’ down with one hand, and use the other to scrapple together a TikTok video of yourself alive with pleasure. Fuck dance challenges.
by Jaunty Diggles December 24, 2020
Get the Jizzy Dizzy Kittymug. 1. Kitty Prison is covering a person or a cats face when they've done something wrong as a punishment.
2. A forced external facepalm.
2. A forced external facepalm.
by Mr. Dr. Kitty MD November 3, 2012
Get the Kitty Prisonmug. 1. A group of boys (usually a group chat) that spill the tea on other classmates and plan pranks. They also use this chat to annoy each other, spread rumors and send images of other students known as 'blackmail'.
2. A clique of boys who make fun of others.
2. A clique of boys who make fun of others.
Jack: Yo man thanks for sending that blackmail of Lisa on to the Kitty Gang, she's gonna be so pissed lmao.
Liam: Hahaha I know right. Kitty Gang man.
Liam: Hahaha I know right. Kitty Gang man.
by Karya Madden October 29, 2019
Get the Kitty Gangmug. a sexy female with a hott sexy attitude. she usually has an amazing body with gorgeous eyes. big boobs usually ranging from 34 D-DD. everyone wants to tap it and handle it. her name is usually kat, kathy, or kathleen.
by morbidangel5150 September 26, 2008
Get the morbid kittiemug. by The_New_Moses June 29, 2009
Get the Sphinx Kittymug. by The Devil's ex January 27, 2018
Get the Pretty Kittymug.