juan is the life of the party. not just a party but anywhere he goes. bars, clubs, even work! you name it. they are extremely genius people and know absolutely everything. juans are never wrong and they know it. they are amazing at sex and everything surrounding that, they know how to please you and most of the times have mommy issues. they love milfs but claim they don’t like kids but when introduced to them juans fall in love with babies. they also love younger girls, they claim to hate immaturity but also get off on that and likes the entertainment of teaching and leading people to become more mature. they are great boyfriends (sometimes) and treat you like a queen. they also don’t hit girls. i love juans.
by itsmariaw June 28, 2021
Get the Juanmug. by BIg chewy March 13, 2017
Get the juan parramug. Juan is one of the sweetest people out there, but it is only because he knows whatit feels like to be mistreated and hurt. He has the brightest smile and a incredibly contagious laugh.
Juan is an amazing boyfriend who would protect his significant other with his life. Juan is also a great friend and tries to keep everyone happy.
Juan is an amazing boyfriend who would protect his significant other with his life. Juan is also a great friend and tries to keep everyone happy.
by Bearlover14/12 April 25, 2022
Get the Juanmug. Budney came up to bat in the 9th hoping for a hit. He was already 0-6 and didn’t want to pull a Juan!
by Rocking Ruby November 23, 2022
Get the Juanmug. 
I love Juan
by Therealamerucandicyionaru November 22, 2023
Get the Juanmug.