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jordan by hotdude1313131313 October 21, 2009
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Jordan
1.Country of the middle east
2.Very large penis
3.A really hot, head strong girl
4.Last name of a Famous Basketball player for the Bulls
5.A off the wall beer pong shot
6.A man with a moose knuckle
2.Very large penis
3.A really hot, head strong girl
4.Last name of a Famous Basketball player for the Bulls
5.A off the wall beer pong shot
6.A man with a moose knuckle
1. Never go to Jordan, its hot
2. woah man, you have a Jordan
3.That girl, yeah, she's a Jordan
4.Woah! You just made a Jordan
5.Ew, did you see that Douche with a Jordan?
2. woah man, you have a Jordan
3.That girl, yeah, she's a Jordan
4.Woah! You just made a Jordan
5.Ew, did you see that Douche with a Jordan?
Jordan by Jose manche June 7, 2010
Related Words
Jordyn • jordynn • Jordynne • Jordynn Gilot • Jordyn Sharp • Jordyn Woods • Jordyn yendell • jordynae • Jordyne • jordynhxney
Jordanise
To Jordanise something one must be witty and be prepared for anything. To Jordanise something one takes a serious situation (e.g. death) and turns it into something funny. The problem with this method is that when one makes it funny only s/he and certain audiences will laugh. Many people can either be offended or hate the sayer for life but no matter what you say it will be worth the face of the loser you make fun of.
Person 1: We were so close, I loved her and she loved me I...I don't know were it went wrong.
Person 2: Dude, it's okay. Come here.
Person 2: I don't think i'll last without her, please I need your help.
Person 1: Shhh It will all be okay.
Person 2: Thank you.
Person 1: SUCKS TO BE YOU YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU!
Person 2: WHAT!
Person 3: BITCH JUST GOT JORDANISED!
Person 2: Dude, it's okay. Come here.
Person 2: I don't think i'll last without her, please I need your help.
Person 1: Shhh It will all be okay.
Person 2: Thank you.
Person 1: SUCKS TO BE YOU YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU!
Person 2: WHAT!
Person 3: BITCH JUST GOT JORDANISED!
Jordan Matya
A multi-talented person from Illinois. He is an up-and-coming star. Matya is a great athlete. He is funny, smart, and very good-looking!
Jordan Matya by Sexy Mama 242 December 7, 2006
Jordan Status
When you basically roast everybody at your local basketball court.Hence, Jordan, referring to michael jordan.
Guy#1-Wow, you know that black guy yesterday at the basketball court?
Guy#2-the one that stole my bike?
Guy#1-uhhh no, the one with the triple double.
Guy#2-ohh yeahh, he was in Jordan Status!
Guy#2-the one that stole my bike?
Guy#1-uhhh no, the one with the triple double.
Guy#2-ohh yeahh, he was in Jordan Status!
Jordan Status by who are YOU!? December 22, 2009
jordanhead
People who have their jordans #1 in their life. They own a bunch of them and do anything just to keep 'em nice'n clean.
jordanhead by CANDyfkNBABy23 December 23, 2009