John Thomas

The penis. Usually used in British English, but also sometimes in US.
Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ' Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn't it frightfully good to have-it-on / It's swell to have a stiffy / It's divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife's-best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don't take-it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock and you won't come back .'
by Karl-Artur Haag August 01, 2005
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john laurens

hey you wanna peice o' this gay ass boi
DO U KNOW DA WAE

AKA JOHN LAURENS WINKWINK
by Aloe <3 January 26, 2018
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John Basedow

A fitness guru whom pioneered the "Fitness Made Simple" plan, for simple people. He is seen in many infomercials promoting this plan which involves weight lifting at a heart-pumping, cardio pace without "tricky dance moves" or "high impact gyrations." He never aged past 23. He is also insanely ripped, and could kick Chuck Norris's ass.
He was rumored to have been killed in a tsunami while vacationing in Thailand, which was false. Not only was Basedow not in Thailand at the time, he could not have been killed by a tsunami.
Human 1: "Hey did you see John Basedow in that lady's fridge?"
Human 2: "Yeah, he had to eliminate the simple carbohydrates and trans fatty acids from her diet because she is fat."

Chuck Norris: "John Basedow could kick my ass."
by tito puente August 30, 2006
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John Wall'n

The Sensation Sweeping the Nation. The greatest dance ever created. a simple flex by the Great John Wall forever changed our world.

To flex like and move your clenched fist in and out.
trin: you see jack hit that game winner he was john wall'n after he was so happy

ryan: joe only hit that game winner cause i was john wall'n in the back

peter: he was john wall'n to all the songs last night

john wall was john wall'n after makin dude look foolish
by thecommonfiasco February 21, 2010
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E-John

To send/receive an E-mail ending a relationship. To cancel further E-mail communication. To axe an ex online.
Steve got the E-John from Deirdre.
by Chris "Elvis" Alonzo October 24, 2006
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John Blaze

An alias of the rapper Method Man. Comes from the Marvel Comics character of the same name, who was apparently pretty badass. (See Johnny Blaze's Wikipedia entry for a full description.) It is a generally positive adjective that can describe the awesomeness of something. Can also be a verb.
"My shit is more John Blaze than that."
by Ruane September 05, 2008
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John Elway

2 minute drill, audible at the line of scrimmage (fooling the defense). Dont get caught offsides ;)
When your having sex "switch hit" and put it in her ass. She either rolls with it, or you have a problem on your hands. Execute it with the precision of the great John Elway.
by J ROG809 October 04, 2010
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