The act of violently yanking cheap Chinese anal beads out of your partner's anus and then whipping them in the head with it all in one fluid motion.
by biggestpapi December 18, 2017
she is a loyal human. she always cares about others. she can be a bitch but she is good at doing it.
by TIKTOKCHARLI7283 April 24, 2020
The Jade Tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you fuck her in the ass. Then when you pull your dick out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. Then listen to her roar.
Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
by EndGynocentrism September 03, 2017
Alyssa Jade Dubrawsky is really cool and lovable (Also very gay). Although she is very straight forward and tell you how it is, she still has a kind heart deep down in her. Don’t mistake her kindness though because she can and WILL flash out on anyone and anything that aggravates her. She loves coffee, salad, cucumbers, ice-cream, and her dog Zoey. If you ever get a chance to date her or be with her please treat her with the up most respect and give her unconditional love until you can’t love anymore; she really deserves it.
Dude: Do you know Alyssa Jade Dubrawsky?
Girl: yeah, she’s pretty cool
Dude: she called me dumb
Girl: oh well🤷 ♀️, you probably deserved it
Girl: yeah, she’s pretty cool
Dude: she called me dumb
Girl: oh well🤷 ♀️, you probably deserved it
by ambitious_creepygirl May 25, 2022
This woman!!! Holy shit boyz she's FIIIINEE!!!! But she'll love you like no other AND warning she's a bit of a hoe, likes the cold ducks, and LOVES MONEY!!!!
Guy 1: "Duuude! I slept with Jade B last night after we smoked... BEST NIGHT EVER!!!"
Guy 2: "Bro no way! Fuckin' lucky!!!"
Guy 2: "Bro no way! Fuckin' lucky!!!"
by IdkBoyyyyyyy6969 September 15, 2023
A short baddie with a fat ass. Aside from her desirable body shape, she has the face of a goddess. He green eyes and freckles mixed with her dirty blonde hair make for a perfect individual. Her passion for the things she loves is above all else and she is my dream girl.
by penguin popper November 18, 2023
She is the most beautiful goddess I’ve ever seen. Her stunning green eyes, perfectly placed freckles, shimmering dirty blonde hair and tan skin make her desirable in every fashion. Her positive outlook on life shows that she has a bright future ahead of her and won’t let anyone or anything get in her way.
by penguin popper November 18, 2023